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A massive game tonight (Friday) with Trueblue United and Highland Terrier meeting in a National Cup semi-final for the first time. 80,000 drunk fans are expected, many coming straight to the ground after an afternoon on the piss.

Trueblue United, for so many seasons the benchmark, have struggled this season with internal scandals and late nights report-ably to blame . Highland Terriers have hope to go one better than ever before and qualify for their first ever final after a comfortable run through to the semifinals.

Bookies have Trueblue at $1.10 favourites with Highland Terriers paying a whopping $7.35! Coaches have been coy up to now playing down their chances in the press. Dirty distracting tactics have been in play also, with one manager saying the other team doesn't eat their vegetables - and the other team responding back with, "well I have the Tomato sauce"... God knows what that all means!

So sit back and relax and enjoy a match for the ages!!! (Well 30 minutes anyway).

Reporting from Highland Terriers HQ.

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