Comunicados

The champagne corks are flying, and the van has been despatched across Yorkshire to pick the trophy up from Orcas. A sanitation team is on standby just in case.

"Obsession finally paid off", said manager tensor, "And I don't know what they were doing with the team or any deposits in the trophy, but there are some things you just can not polish".

Rumours that prize money was already allocated to the celebration fund were brushed aside, with talk that Ebor might even break a three season home grown talent only rule and try to sign a player.

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