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Icemen/Grassmen Sports Conglomerate Manager Hughzie has decided he can't stand "soccer" "football" or whatever the heck else you want to call it. "Three games into season two and the Grassmen who lead all Canadian teams in draws continue on last seasons record pace with 3 more. Pathetic..beautiful game my #@!" said Hughzie.

Management has invested heavily in facilities and continues to improve the stadium capacity in spite of Manager Hughzie's disdain for anything that happens on the pitch.

Hughzie has also stated that heads will roll and he'll sell off every damn player if this sack of hammers doesn't learn to put balls in the other teams net.

Management would like to thank the fans for continuing to support this team in spite of the boring as watching paint dry crap that is taking place on the field and assures them the Icemen will continue to perform well and entertain them regardless of what the future holds for the less than mediocre Grassmen.

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