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----- First Phase of Article: Champions' League Qualification -----

The Ontario Alpha Particles are a pretty happy bunch these days. They've found themselves winning most of their games and as a result are poised for a birth in next season's Champions' League competition.

"It's a fantastic feeling. We've been absent too long, it's great to be back on the international stage" said Darren Barber the Alphas' starting right back.

The qualification will see a sizable raise to the Alphas' sponsor contributions next season.

"Money is everything in this business. The past few years have been hard on the fans and our bank account. Thankfully it looks like we've rounded a corner and should start to see the payoff soon" said canucks357.

The Alphas can now finish no lower than 4th and no higher than 2nd. Where they place will depend largely on their match Thursday against 4th-placed Loser Patrol and the outcome of the final match game where Loser Patrol takes on currently-2nd NKDJ. However, with all the joy fans seem concerned.

----- Second Phase of Article: Space Race -----

An unknown source has leaked canucks357 to using team money to fund personal expenses. We're not talking hotels or even expensive escorts. It would appear as if canucks357 has found himself in a space race and is using team funds to take to the cosmos.

Some speculate that biznow was the source of the leak in an attempt to sway fans from Veterans Memorial Arena and Curium-244 place as he appears to be in the running as well.

"I don't know what to say to this" said canucks357. "Of course I have a dream to go to space. Right now it's cheaper to get all the kinks worked out sending little Kerbins to the Mun and trying to get them back. Heck, if I can get one up on communist biznow in the process then that's an added bonus. He can launch empty nuclear shells (Sputnik) all he wants but we'll see who wins the real battle. We were first to successfully land on the Mun. We will be the first to successfully land and come home as well."

What are your replies to fans criticizing your money laundering?

"What greater achievement is there than exploring the final frontier? Tell them what, for every league title the Alphas or the Reds win I'll take 5 season ticket holders to space and back."

Anything you want to say to biznow?

"His 'proof' doesn't have a Kerbin walking on the Mun just his pre-fireball capsule on the surface. Proof? What kind of proof is that? That's like using hair colour rather than DNA for proof of kid ownership. Sure, his skin is black, but his hair and your hair is too! Ha! Pay up chump! Wouldn't be surprised if his next 'proof' is a picture from someone else's success on the internet" said canucks357. "I do give him one thing though, can't fault a man for trying. Competition only makes things better. I'll win, but should I lose, at least it'll be his first and only win over any of my teams."

Many suspect there'll be a reply from biznow. Some thing he'll stay silent and speak with actions in the form of landing and coming back from the Mun. However most think he'll just make an attempt on canucks357's by poisoning him with polonium, a soviet espionage favourite.

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