Press releases

Although the official seeding for the other world International cup has not been completed, it is safe to assume that The New Lyme Guano will take part in the CWC after placing third in the Lamar Hunt U.S open cup. Although it is wonderful to advance to such a high level of competition, we are also well aware of the danger of relegation that D1 soccer in the U.S presents

Our club hit a problem with funds after the owner decided to go Clark Kent and forgot to assign his marketing staff to replace his scouting staff last year while trying to put together a report on relegated teams...that failed. Because of this, our training programme is not where it should be on top of a bad performance with a less than average schedule to end the year we fear not staying in D1 next season.

We have also seen a few managers }Taloncarde{ leave their soccer teams. After this, their fans have picked up this viral phrase while they riot in protest and frustration, becoming a mix of a cry and a chant of despair. We keep hearing "who is John Galt?!, Who IS JOHN GALT?!"

In response to our touchy situation and wide fan discontentment we are considering a change to our club's name in the off-season. Be vigilant for more information in the coming weeks.

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